"Yeah, I don't want him to smell girlie either"
"No, not because of that. You know, because exposure to lavender can cause boys to grow breast buds."
"Yeah, I read it somewhere that exposure to lavender can trigger that reaction in boys."
I was skeptical, so I looked it up. Turns out it's true. What a scary thought!
Now, I realize this may not be frightening to you, however this is what Lukas and I have to walk past several times a day when coming and going from my house:
It may be time to raze these plants for Luke's sake. Or at least keep him from playing with them.
Plus, I'm not sure what long term effect this exposure has on adult males, so it may be time for me to do a few extra push-ups each morning. Which is a much better alternative to, say, getting sized for a Manzier.
Or was that a Bro?