Saturday, May 2, 2009

R.I.P Frazier

I've been patiently waiting. And watching. Biding my time. Honing my skills. Because I knew this day would come. That you would return. And that when you did, the victory I had been deprived of would finally be mine.

Of course, your age and diminished skills were glaringly apparent as you sat there all fat, slow, and ready to yield. Given that, I made yours a merciful and quick death blow.

Be Afraid?? HA HA HA HA!



9 comments:

Whit said...

He's faking.

James said...

@Whit - Ha! Then he is doing a heck of a good job of it.

Come to think of it, I did see a fly that looked nearly identical flying around today. Hmmm....couldn't be.

FilmFather said...

(Howard Cosell impersonation):DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Looks kind of like Ricky Hatton

Super Mega Dad said...

Have you invested in one of those electric fly swatters? I have one and they are SO satisfying when you catch a fly. When you hit a fly you get a really nice LOUD ZAPPPP sound with SMOKE and SPARKS!

James said...

@Film Father - I almost included that line in my post. Perfect!

@Xbox - Ha!Ha! Pac-man is an animal, no?

@Super Mega Dad - Smoke and Sparks? Cool. I would get me one but I am sure I would burn the house down.

Knatolee said...

Yeah but how many eggs did he lay before he succumbed? Make that SHE.

I say, prepare for inter-generational warfare!

Rob said...

We've got some gnats and little ants. Are you available for consultation?

James said...

@Knatolee - I am currently hunkered down and under attack. Please send reinforcements.

Rob - I'll get back to you on that. It was personal with Frazier. Your gnats haven't done anything to me.